Whether it was joking or serious. I’m doing a project for school about how these words have slipped Into society’s everyday vocabulary and why they need to be taken more seriously. Please reblog I need to know.
i am so pro-selfie
you take those selfies.
you take those selfies and look cute as heck
you take those selfies and build your self confidence
because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person
if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything
now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are
"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
when will my reflection show who I am inside
American english is like real english but badly spelled…
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
The Loch Ness Monster was spotted on Apple Maps. The size is estimated to be anywhere from 50 to 100 feet, ruling out any possibility of it being a log or a sea otter. Finally, Apple Maps is useful for something.
But this raises the question, how much longer until Hogwarts is captured on Apple Maps?
I would be willing to admit that it could be a whale or a land locked shark…but the Loch Ness monster was supposed to be in the shape or in relation to a Plesiosaur, that would imply a long neck that cannot be seen in the picture.
I mean, it could be mid dive, with the neck under the body.
That’s a Kyogre
it looks like a boat that was moving too fast to be in the rest of the picture, so it looks submerged because of the images stacked over it
Shh don’t bring facts into it.
Loophole found. Button pushed.
BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES
*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*
I’m slowly unlearning how to english
this is an actual scene from the movie
no thank you
GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.